Edit: Hooray! Someone has YouTubed so you can follow the above with the below!
The BBC has a film sent in by a viewer which I wish with all my heart was on Uchoobe so I could post it but instead is on their website here. It's a stoat going completely postal in the snow. Now, the Beeb points out that the video has no sound. So watch it and say the following out loud:
Are you kids ready?! Are you READYYYYYYY?
WHY not? Look, that's not how you put your socks on. Now, where are my keys. Where are they? WHERE ARE MY BLOODY KEYS?!
WHEREAREMYBLOODYKEYSWE'RELATEANDICAN'TFINDMYKEYSANDWE'LL
MISSSHOWANDTELLANDPUTTHATRUDDYSPACESHIPDOWNOHITISFORSHOW
ANDTELLOKTHAT'SALRIGHTTHENOHWHERETHEHELLARETHEKEYSOHFORF***'S
SAKEGETAMOVEONCAN'TYOUSEEI'MLOOKINGFORSOMETING...
what do you mean, the school's closed?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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